![]() It's along the other lines of things you should not be sticking in your vagina, like glitter bombs and hornets nests. However, opinion from a medical professional here, and by medical professional, I mean someone who actively peruses WebMD in her spare time: I feel like it is not great to stick candy in your vagina. The best thing about this position is that it goes both ways! Have your partner fill their mouth with Pop Rocks, and have them engage in oral sex with you! Everyone's mouths are filled with Pop Rocks, and everyone is engaging in oral sex! 69 with a mouth full of Pop Rocks! says no human person I have ever met.Īnyway, to do this, you fill your mouth with Pop Rocks, and then, engage in oral sex with your partner, according to Urban Dictionary. However, apparently, if you mix them with sex, only laughter and a great orgasm will ensue. Pop rocks have scared me ever since I heard that urban legend that if you mix them with soda, your stomach will explode and then you die. ![]() Who even knows anymore? 1. The Flying Camel LOL! Sounds like a riot.īut anyway, here are some sex positions you definitely can't do without laughing, because sex should be fun and lighthearted anyway, right? We should all be laughing at each other during sex. From what I've *air quotes* researched, though, most sex of this nature is for the pleasure of the man, as "funny" sex usually involves a man doing something really strange and bizarre to a woman, and then laughing about it either during the act or to his friends later. And I guess some sex is intentionally meant to be, well, funny. Because to me, all sex positions are fun sex positions - especially the position that involves dragging a lamp off the bed while you're on top of some guy you hardly know. ![]() As both myself and the on-sale IKEA lamp crashed to the ground, I thought, this will be funny at brunch tomorrow. I was once having drunken reverse cowgirl sex when I toppled over off the bed and took the lamp on my side table with me.
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